When you do a shit so long, wide and hard that your arsehole feel raw afterwards, just like a black guy had rammed his girthy black cock up it
by DeHydratePC April 11, 2019
A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42
by The actual JJ March 05, 2022
Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.
"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."
"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
by zevg April 03, 2015
When someone asks another person on (what they intend to be) a date but in a situation where, if things don't go how they want, they can claim it was "hanging out" and deny that it was a date (i.e. to avoid workplace awkwardness).
Me: Remember on Big Bang when Leonard set up that deniable date with Penny, saying all the guys would be at dinner then claimed they cancelled?
You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.
You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.
by Jharnez January 25, 2015
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by iluv4tar September 28, 2015
After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.
Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!
Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
by Kissel Krooner December 11, 2015