Fivever never and love fourever

A manner of respectfully expressing that someone's wish is so far out of the realm of possibility that you won't even be considering it not for one minute.

Friend 1: Can we please stop at Dutch Bro's on the way out of town?
Friend 2: Fivever never and love fourever

by Ligma Sig Malone April 29, 2024

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never november

never november is when you pretend that November never exists

per 1 : happy thanksgivi-
per 2 : what's thanksgiving
per 1 : silly you it's november 25

per 2 : but it's never november...
per 1 : oh....

by Gingerbright October 21, 2021

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Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 04, 2023

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