jo momma

Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.

'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.

Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.

by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022

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On MOMmas

For genetically sequencing someone's DNA to not experience any biological mutation inhibited cellular response or any inversive reaction to non-visual radiation spectrum body proximity nuclear fallout generated by a device decaying that has a resemblance to snowflakes occurring in weather patterns. o o

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A misinterpretation of "On MoMmas" can result in a fear index of shakes and freezing adrenal gland secretion to enlighten one's self later in life to have an On God mental realization of re-establishing faith in religion.

Turning ON (I/O) a MoM (nuclear capable device), mas*
*English translation to Spanish: "not limited to quantifying one".

by Dian Zlatanov December 4, 2022

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L momma

Usually named griffin flesher. Has the tendency to be a looser who will overly bicker on unnecessary subjects, and act thug around large groups due to small man complex

“Griffin is such a L momma!”

by Sir of facts December 26, 2022

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Your Momma

That's so 2021

Jill: Your momma is so fat shes fat
Kim: So not funny

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

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Mima Momasaki

Mima Jaelle Si Maka Momasaki (born 24 June 1997) is an American singer, songwriter, dancer and television personality. She gained worldwide popularity in January 2016 following her appearance in the reality series, Meta Spicy, until her departure from the show on March 2018. In April 2018, she released her debut single, For Your Bow, via Caroline Records. The song went viral with over 1,000,00 streams on Spotify. She was born and reared in Los Angeles, California. She is of Japanese descent.

Why is Mima Momasaki so hated?

by thecharacterwannie March 14, 2023

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