Morning Gossip

News that's just in; in and around 7:30- 8:30am & must be discussed with your bestie. Usually on the phone whilst on the way to work.

Phone rings, one friend to another:- -"Morning Gossip!"

-"Literally, SO much chat and it's only 7:45am!"

by #Lawyered January 18, 2016

morning vin

When you forget to brush your teeth in the morning and go to school with ass-smelling breath

Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.

Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Morning Meat

When you wake up with a boner

Wow this morning I woke up with a morning meat

by Tad Stenson July 2, 2016

Morning Zombie

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.

I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016

Morning drunk

When you can't spell,talk or do anything in the morning.

Man leave me alone im morning drunk
Friend: put you put your cat in the washer!

by Senpaioctopianal August 19, 2016

morning attitude

The attitude one has after being woken up (normal time or not). Hating everything and everyone for no reason for about an hour after they awake

Sorry I was rude earlier today, I just woke up with a bad morning attitude

by SuziiiieQ April 1, 2017

Morning Gravy

After eating a healthy dose of Indian food usually involving a Vindaloo. The deposit left in the lavatory the morning after is morning gravy.

God dam Mike! flush that morning gravy

by PadgfrflaPds May 8, 2017