Moldy Haystack

Before having sex with a woman with a really hairy bush, shit on it. Then, proceed to have sex with her. After you are done, blow you load on the shit-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack

Your girlfriend's hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!

by jakerowww January 4, 2009

moddy

an undesirable arse wipe

your a moddy little arse wipe

by einstein likes arse July 7, 2008

Molly Wop

Slap someone in the face with a wet penis or dildo.

After her juices wet my dick I gave her such a Molly Wop

by SexyVexy October 4, 2015

holly molly

the act of a friend trying to commit suicide.

"don't pull a holly molly on us!"

by Casey Dempsey March 7, 2008

molly stick

the dick, penis, whack-a-mole, pedro, purple headed yougurt slinger, man's best friend

"the girl was askin for it so after she sucked me off i gave her the molly stick"

by ramos510 May 13, 2005

molly rant

Noun.
Taken from one of the hosts of the tech news podcast Buzz Out Loud, Molly Wood, who is know to go on long rants about various topics discussed on the show. Used to described a rant a person went one.

1. Yeah, he totally went on a molly rant.
2. That was one good molly rant, alright.

by fantasyh October 23, 2007

Moldy Vag

One of the few symbols used for marking in World of Warcraft. It was aka a green triangle, but Moldy Vag is much better. The word first came into use while Moocat, a raid leader and guild officer of a World of Warcraft guild (recruiting closed, HA) used that name instead of Triangle while marking sheeps.

Oh that Illidari Boneslicer is such a moldy vag.

I hear Javanaut's mom has a moldy vag, with a single hair too.

Moocat, you're such a moldy vag!

by Jake Ruttenberg April 17, 2008