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Making Love To The Thing

When at least two people are smoking marijuana from a pipe or spliff, and someone in the rotation is talking or just wasting time that can be used to smoke or practice karate. This terrible act is rewarded by a swift kick in the testicles or a slap to the mouth.
When the pipe got to him, he started Making Love To The Thing, so we had to take it away from him and give him a nice slap.

making wontons 

She's totally going over to his place and they're making wontons.

making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

making lobster 

the act of two wicked fine Mainers having sex
Last night there were two random people making lobster in my bed!

Dayummm we had made some good ass lobster last night.
making lobster by jiggajones69 November 12, 2010

making the bitch 

Complaining about a situation you can't fix, complaining just to hear yourself talk.
Look at Dave that just came home from work, he is making the bitch again.
Or honey are you making the bitch?
making the bitch by S.Pledger November 12, 2010

Making it Hail 

When a pan-handler takes his or her daily earning to the strip club and empting the contects of their cup by first positioning the cup toward the stage, then pulling back, then finishing with a forward trusting movement while maintaing a firm grip on the cup.
Making it Hail by The Hail Maker October 13, 2011