vibe merchants

Stores and restaurants that sell feel and status rather than the actual products

Boy1 - Heard the new joint has some good food!
Boy2 - Bunch of vibe merchants! Edgy folks go there for vibe, not for the food.

by trish_ January 11, 2023

Cabbage Merchant

THE BEST CHARACTER IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER(ATLA). He is OP and the strongest. He honestly solos any fictional universe. The best character out there. Also means loved, frustrated, and loves cabbages more than family.

Wow, don't you just love the Cabbage Merchant.
MYY CABBAGESSSS"ATLA".

by Cactus_Juicy January 30, 2023

Packet Merchant

Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.

Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.

by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

Dirty Meghan

a girl who rolls around in Modoc County's Horse Corals after a roping competition full of horse manure & blood. Also known as Miss Modoc aka Modoc Fair Queen

Stop being a 'Dirty Meghan'
I wantva piece of that 'Dirty Meghan'

by DirtyMeghanMissModoc April 7, 2023

Sideways merchant

Someone that takes pictures with their face at more than a 45 degree angle.

Did you see Olly's selfie? He really is a sideways merchant isn't he!

by XxSniperAssassin27xX April 26, 2023

Bunda Merchant

One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).

Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023

Griddy Merchant

Someone who plays the fifa video game nearly every day and uses the Griddy emote after every goal scored. They do this so that the opponent rage quits or breaks a controller.

Man these fucking Griddy merchants! They must get zero pussy. I can just smell the stench through the mic.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023