Sweaty Megan

waking up covered in sweat after hallucinating on hemp or cannabis.

I ate way too many gummies last night and woke up with a sweaty Megan.

You better not eat that many gummies or you will get a sweaty Megan.

Bro, my sweaty Megan was so bad last night that I need a case of beer and a cold shower.

by Ranku78 September 9, 2023

The Cowgirl Megan

When Cowgirl Megan’s daddy was shot by big bad Jessie. She got her revenge by shoving her pistol up his Ass and Sucking his Balls. Before Jessie climaxed, Megan pulled the trigger. Jessie died before getting a chance to blow his load.
Hence, when the fella is being an asshole, the girlfriend will bring him to point of climax by shoving a finger up his ass while licking his balls and on the point of climax just stop.

My husband was being a cock last night, so I gave him the cowgirl Megan

by CowboyJessie October 7, 2023

Megan

A girl who loves to date online

"Did you hear that will's dating again, its probably megan"

by jsdlkjfjsdlkfj October 19, 2019

Megan

A very beautiful, loyal, amazing person. She will make you laugh and you will love being around her. She isn’t someone who you just think about fricking but someone you see as going slow with and enjoying every moment together. She is adorable and has the cutest laugh. Don’t ever let go of her or risk losing her because you will greatly regret it.

Daniel : I love Megan so much she is an amazing person.

by Urban_Dictionaryer_377 October 25, 2019

megan

a stoopid bitch. she an ugly bitch, she a mean bitch, she a retarded bitch. everyone hates her.

ew i hate megan

by tableside guacamolaaayyy October 29, 2019

Megan

Megan is a bitch

Eg:

Patricia:omg is that Megan

Tommy:yea she a bitch

by Immabuffbaby October 30, 2019

Megan

She is bossy, moody and a brat. She’s funny as heck though! When she is sent somewhere to be sensible, she will be. Well, for a while. Then she’d start to join in and do all crazy things that kids do. She’s a clean freak, but always too lazy to do anything.

Megan! Why didn’t you clean your room?!?!?!

by .ello.there.my.friend. October 31, 2019