retardo manero

a stupid, or "retarded" person.

STOP! your such a retardo manero!

by Ashleythedicksucka October 1, 2008

Oops Maneuver

If you are having trouble convincing your woman to try anal sex, then the oops maneuver is for you.

This works best if she is unsure about it, but is still curious. This also works best in doggystyle position, because the chances of getting caught attempting the oops maneuver is slim to none. Simply put her in position, get behind her, rubbing your cock on her pussy lips. Then as you go to push it in, "accidentally" let it slip a half inch upwards and into her butthole. Push just hard enough to get your head in (or if she has a tight asshole, so she notices), but not so hard that it looks that you intended for that. Act surprised, even apologize jokingly if need be, but don't remove your dick from her ass. Ask if she likes it, while slowly pushing in deeper. If she says no, then stop. You don't want rape charges. If she says yes, then mission accomplished.

Greg: Stacy wasn't putting out last night. I tried getting her to let me ram her ass hole, but she refused.
Derek: Did you try the oops maneuver?
Greg: No. Gonna do that tonight.

by Papa Stacks January 22, 2014

cup maneuver

When you walk up behind someone, pull there pants down and bounce or tickle there testicles.

guy: what did you do to me the other day?
homosexual guy: the cup maneuver.
guy:that was slightly arousing.

by alvaddure October 27, 2014

eyebrow maneuvers

Moving your eyebrows in a squiggly line

I used eyebrow maneuvers to charm the lady

by cakehue July 23, 2015

Hoover Maneuver

To wrap your lips and create a perfect suction around a butthole, then suck so hard that their penis goes concave

There's nothin like a good old Hoover Maneuver

by Tactical poptart March 25, 2016

steinburg maneuver

When a girl is manipulating you with her hotness, and makes you think she is nice. However, after she ropes you in, she reveals her true self as being a crazy bitch whore and will murder you and your family.

Dude, this girl is a dime, but I think she might be executing the Steinburg maneuver on me

by Julius Steinburg May 17, 2016

doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.

He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017