An alternative to the popular program 'The Lion Man'. A fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. The camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.
"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"
by Roderick Van Chuffsplitz August 1, 2009
Get the The Frying Manmug. 
a man who flaunts themselves sexually and is considered to be promiscuous or receives compensation for sexual favors.
Jen: did you see that guy winking at me, he said he'd make it "worth my while" if i went home with him!!
Britt: ugh, he's such a man tart!!!!
Britt: ugh, he's such a man tart!!!!
by inanaeroplane February 9, 2010
Get the man tartmug. the dude man is a human who lives fearlessly and does what he or she feels is right. the dude man accepts people of all likes, dislikes, races, religions, genders, and sexualities. this variety of human moves in on crowded subways, says "excuse me", and will always put the blinker on when driving. the dude man will offer you his/her umbrella in the rain.
the hobbies of the dude man include hanging with friends and family, having sex, drinking, and smoking pot. however he or she uses condoms at all times, does not drink and cry for attention, and will always pass the bowl. this type of human lives in all of us.
when humanity realizes this, there will be no more war, crime, misery, selfishness, stealing, or cheating.
there will only be peace and love.
the hobbies of the dude man include hanging with friends and family, having sex, drinking, and smoking pot. however he or she uses condoms at all times, does not drink and cry for attention, and will always pass the bowl. this type of human lives in all of us.
when humanity realizes this, there will be no more war, crime, misery, selfishness, stealing, or cheating.
there will only be peace and love.
by rokkii k April 9, 2011
Get the dude manmug. 1. A guy who doesn't sit and screw around.
2. A guy who takes action and doesn't just sit and twidle his thumbs talking about it.
2. A guy who takes action and doesn't just sit and twidle his thumbs talking about it.
by Man Of Action February 13, 2005
Get the man of actionmug. An oxymoron in terms, as it is neither edible or a representation of masculinity.
May also be called a Bitch Biscuit, or as seen below, a douche donut.
May also be called a Bitch Biscuit, or as seen below, a douche donut.
by Oddih October 18, 2020
Get the Man bunmug. The only place a man can go after a long day of hard work. A chair that is the only thing that can truly comfort and care for a man. Often an extremely comfortable recliner with foot rest. Obtaining one is part of becoming a man along with sex, facial hair and eating a full steak. Many times, a man finds his man chair by fate such as while sitting in the husband chair in a womens clothing store. Spying it from across the way, a man will become like a moth drawn to a flame. He'll have no choice but to sit in the chair for as long as possible and refuse to leave without purchasing it. A typical man will spend 4-8 hours out of everyday sitting in his man chair. This chair is also off limits to women, children and especially other men. Sitting in another man's man chair is like borrowing, wearing and returning his underwear. It's just plain wrong. If one wants to truely destroy a man, then one must destroy is chair. The man chair is a man's pride and most significant accomplishment. Obtaining a nice car and having a high score on an arcade machine follow closely behind. Women say that behind every great man is an even greater woman, they are wrong. For the truth is this: Behind every great man is a comfortable man chair, and a tall beer.
Wife: "Honey, what do you think of this couch? Does it match our other furniture?"
Man: *Spots man chair, eyes begin to water*
Man: *Spots man chair, eyes begin to water*
by AlexWhiteRules August 15, 2010
Get the Man Chairmug.