weed moment

(noun ) A weed moment is when you are stoned and in the middle of a thought or conversation. You forget your place or where you are in a story you might be telling, or you forget what you were talking about all together. A weed moment is much like a senior moment; only weed induced.

Example: ''I'm having a weed moment. What were we talking about again?

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet April 26, 2017

Twix Moment

Having to pause or stall in order to come up with an appropriate lie.

He often repeats a question before answering in order to give himself a 'Twix moment' to figure out how to lie himself out of trouble.

by wasteofcarbon November 21, 2011

Ha moment

When you get so used to typing 'haha', that you just type two letters over again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

Fiiinnnneeeenenenenenenennenenenenennene.
Ha moment^

by Derpfaceherpster May 1, 2011

Jordan Moment

A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.

"yo I just committed 20 acts of arson by accident."
"lol what a Jordan moment"

by jordie jo January 2, 2020

Chimp moment

Noun: An an event or action that insinuates the likeness of a chimp

Bruh, your dad died? Kinda a chimp moment ngl

by An actual ape April 27, 2020

Butthole Moment

To talk about embarrassing or awkward moments that everyone potentially go through.

I’ve got a butt, and it’s a butthole and it’s stinky down there.

Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!

by Manchildcave June 13, 2019

Goldfish Moment

A moment when you're doing something/carrying something/placing something somewhere and forget about it three seconds later.

In the process of going to the store I decided to drunkenly put my vape in my shoes that I was thinking of at the moment of wearing. I went upstairs to change from pajamas into clothes and came back downstairs and lost my. Did I put on those shoes no I did not. I woke up the next day and realized I had a goldfish moment.

by Cloud7a July 3, 2021