A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.
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by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021
Get the Magazine Masturbation March mug.The Masturbation Act of 1934 prohibited public masturbation on Sundays until after nightfall. A consequence of the law was the creation of private masturbation clubs that allowed patrons to masturbate in front of others while not technically in a public place. Ultimately the law was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1935 - Johnson vs. Iowa.
I just shot my wad on the park bench. It’s a good thing the Masturbation Act of 1934 is no longer the law.
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Get the Masturbation Act of 1934 mug.That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.
Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.
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Get the uncontrollable masturbation mug.The process of physically masturbating the anus causing feces and other forms of intestinal lubrication to be secreted out the anal cavity.
by Rob. February 1, 2003
Get the Messy Anal Masturbation mug.Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".
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