Let the turtles free

When you need to go poo!

Denise: It's kind of like right now. I have to go let the turtles free. (Runs to the bathroom)

by rockstarTurtle December 30, 2013

Let's do a John

when you just want to do fuckall so you avoid work at all cost

- "Let's do a John" - said my coworker
- "I've been fired for that." - thats me.

by itsreallynonunderstable February 8, 2022

Letting the dog in the garden

Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.

Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"

You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"

by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017

Let’s Go Brandon

Just so you know, Brandon is a clandestine term meaning two dudes blowing each other in a pickup truck.

Did you see the trumptard and his trumptard “fishing buddy” Let’s Go Brandon in the front seat of that lifted diesel truck? They got jizz all over each others mustaches.

by trumplost2020 October 22, 2022

Lets get to cooking

Lets have Gay sex in your parents room while I watch porn on my 3ds

Hey dude, lets get to cooking later tonight while your parents are out

by BongoTheKiller88 October 21, 2023

let's get retarded

see: crunk

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

let's work it out

Something a woman says when her boyfriend fucked up & the woman wants to torture his sorry ass. Basically the boyfriend cheated on her and, instead of dumping him, nags him and refuses to give him nookie.

Men: if you cheat on your woman and she dumps you, you got off easy. If your womna says, "Let's work it our," RUN!

by Da Nastee One October 31, 2003