Loser

What defines a loser you may ask? Well that is an easy question to answer, Max might be the biggest loser of all!

“that person is acting JUST like Max, no?”
“oh yeah they’re such a loser”

by cresttultrawhite June 15, 2024

loser’s dust

Noun: The grainy black residue that covers your hands after you scratch a lottery ticket.

Gerry bought one of the new scratch tickets and all he got was loser’s dust.

by Slick53Brick June 15, 2018

Loser

Someone who’s birthday is on October 13th and is amazingly awesome

Gage dice is a loser

by Jasmine1234567 October 12, 2020

loser ass bitch

Someone who is lower than sewer water. Someone who lies and cheats to get to the top and get over on people. It's probably someone related to you or were/are friends with.

Shanda tried me over the phone when I told her I wasn't lending her anymore money until she paid me back. It's been a year. She's a loser ass bitch!

by GG Allin February 4, 2024

Loser

Someone who doesn’t have a job

You’re a broke loser

by Staliar April 12, 2022

Loser Matinée

A loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. If you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.

Loser #1: I couldn't find anyone to see 'Baby's Day Out' with me, so I just went to a loser matinée."

Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."

Loser #1: "Fag."

by NiceGuyJon May 5, 2010

loser

A person who has no friends or enjoys dhar mann videos

Loser also means asshole, dickhead, dimwit, or fatherless child

If you like dharman you are a fatherless child

Losers enjoy dhar mann

by oofman69funny funny August 30, 2021