Latency Whore

An individual who does everything possible to reduce other people's abilities to use the internet in order to increase their online gaming effectiveness.

Kyle: "Jared you're not allowed to watch Netflix right now, ya know why? Cause I'm playing League of Legends!"

Jared: "God Kyle, you're such a latency whore!"

by Drizzly Sunday February 18, 2011

Latex Ready

When a male or female appears to be so slutty/whoreish, that they already have one or more condoms opened and inserted in their orifices for the hopes of possible penetration. Only taken out when nature calls, but immediately re-inserted for continual safety.

Me: "Hey look at that sloot over there."
Tanner: "Which one?"
Me: "That one who's clearly latex ready."

"You see how slutty that girl is dressed, guarantee she's latex ready."

by Kitten The Latex Cat November 18, 2012

latertots

When you make enough tater tots that you can eat some now but also have some for later- this forward thinking manifests itself in a slightly soggy but still satisfying treat called latertots.

Dude: "I'm so jazzed right now, I'm making tater tots. How many is enough do you think?"

Other Dude: "Make the whole bag so you can have latertots."

Dude: "Smart thinking."

by mksmrdr July 7, 2013

Latecum

10-20 minutes after wacking off and cuming you feel a wet sticky substance in your pajama pants and you look in there and its some straggling cum even though you know you cleaned your dick off its still coming out

Guy1: dude last night i wacked off and came and then 10 minutes later i came again
Guy2:i call that latecum

by Grafixfreak92 April 22, 2014

latex grenade

Cumming into a condom and filling it with air then popping it on a girl's face.

"Dude I gave Chelsea a latex grenade last night."

by latexgrenademaster August 25, 2014

laterage

To be outraged by a really old news article or long dead forum thread.

"I'm totally outraged by this article about women not being able to vote that I found on Reddit!"
"Dude that's so laterage, that article's dated 1914"

by Gymnophoria November 21, 2014

lateenth

An 18th birthday party which is a while after their actual birthday. A lateenth can be anywhere from a couple of weeks late up to 6 months late (after 6 months it becomes an early 19th)

Person 1 "hey are you going to Brady's 18th?"
Person 2 "he turned 18 a month ago"
Person 1 "I know it's a lateenth"

by Gravy Train 97 January 16, 2016