lanjiao

A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didi or lanjiau

Opposite of cibai (vagina)

It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.

Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.

"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!"

"Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?"

"What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!"

"Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!"

All the above conversations are in Singlish

by fuuyin August 11, 2006

Patriot's Landing

The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.

Did you hear about Jeff's Patriot's Landing? I wouldn't eat sugar free candy again after that!

by Taquita Banana April 1, 2011

Lane Kiffin'ed

When someone french kisses your asshole and then they spit in your mouth when they are done.

Hey Dwight, didn't get that raise you wanted? Looks like you got "Lane Kiffin'ed!"

by masakeroe January 28, 2010

Lana Parilla

Lana Parilla is a gorgeous actress in Once Upon A Time, known for her role as the Evil Queen, Regina Mills. She's amazing and talented and loves her fans! Female fans of Lana often question their sexuality because of how beautiful she is.

I just wanna be loved by Lana Parilla.

by simplyshelbs16 November 16, 2014

Lana

Lana is an exquisite woman. She is glamorous, classy and elegant yet she’s also a whole hood bitch u don’t want to cross. All Lanas are beautiful without trying. She is also hilarious and the life of every party. Everyone wants to be with Lana but she has impeccably high standards so u better treat her like the queen she is or you will be dropped. She is the girl every guy wants. Every girl hates her because she has everything; looks, humour and brilliant intelligence. Every time she walks into a room everybody stares at her. She has such a presence so even if she doesn’t say a word you know she’s in the room but that’s unlikely because she’s always the centre of attention. Men, woman and children are drawn to her. She looks like an angel yet she is the definition of Satan. She makes you think sinful thoughts. Everyone loves her, some love her so much that they hate her. Her face is crafted my the gods and her body is flawless, she’s thicc af too. She is a goddess so watch out before u get caught in her trance. I’m so lucky to know Lana!!!

Girl: I hate that bitch Lana

Boy: You’re only saying that because u want to be her u jealous ass bitch

by Emeraldqueen February 10, 2019

Laniah

A beautiful chocolate girl with , big ,plump,wet lips and a nice slim thick body. If you ever get her , make sure you make her very happy cause she's a keeper. She can be clingy sometimes but that's just because she loves you. She will always love to cuddle and is the most trustworthy person you'll ever meet. The literal definition of loyal is Laniah.

dude 1 :who's that pretty girl with the hot bod?she finesse
dude 2 : that's Laniah,and I call dibs on her !
dude 1: whatever I'm gonna do whatever it takes to have her.

by sowwysenpai August 15, 2019

Lame Lance

Your girlfriend's last resort booty call.

He is the guy that is overly eager to get with your girl, despite the fact that he knows she's in a relationship with you. He's looking to take their friendship to the next level.

If the opportunity presents itself, he will have sex with your girlfriend. Depending on the quality of sex, she might mess around with him while still with you.

At 3am, the designated driver will perform their duties in dropping off their friends at various houses. Since one's boyfriend is acting up, she will request to visit Lame Lance.

by Kneesha February 20, 2012