Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.

"Hey Johnny, it's been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"

by Badass Keith April 5, 2005

moll and johnnie

(formerly) secret derogatory term used to describe a colored person (derived from the Italian mulignone)

I cant stand those gi-rilleys, in private I call em every name in the book, but in public I have to be a bit more diplomatic, so I refer to them as moll and johnnies, and they are so stupid, they dont know what I'm talking about...

by the gabba goul January 8, 2005

johnny mccormick

A hot as motherfucker that has a huge cock and always gets major bitches and ripped as fuck but he loves to cuddle

Johnny McCormick has such a huge cock

by Slayingalways March 21, 2017

Johnny Cardano

Gay! Tough guy with a big heart. Can deadlift twice his body weight but self obsessed with his own dick.

See that meat head Johnny Cardano, he’s gay!

by Shallow balls November 23, 2021

Johnny Friedrich

A complete idiot. He doesn’t know how to act around girls, so that’s why he probably can’t get one. Oh and don’t forget he is a small bug you can step on.

“Hey Johnny Friedrich, your a dumb blonde small bug you know that!”

by chefpeepeeoof July 10, 2019

Johnny Bravo

absolute chad

This Johnny Bravo lookin' ass needs to get tf out of the passing lane.

by ham n cheese b siderz March 28, 2021

johnny slapnuts

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!

“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!

by #Gerbils May 15, 2016