what a jew

"A term for calling someone any swear you can think of" like when your playing warzone and someone uses a street sweeper in rebirth.
Likely originated from my Xbox party when talking about gassing the Jews.

"Dude did you hear that mike performed a Alaskan snow dragon On Brooke, Yeah what a jew.

by mike hawk is sofa king small May 18, 2021

cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

by Slothfather February 27, 2017

The jew game

People gather around in a circle and start throwing money on the ground. The first one to pick up the money is deemed the jew. Other people can bully and harass the person for it.

Tony threw a 5 dollar bill on the floor. Alex couldn't resist and picked it up. Alex was the winner of the jew game and called a jew for the next month.

by Shackle meister April 8, 2019

sweaty jew

when your asshole gets really hot and sweaty

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear

by reading book October 12, 2016

Hide the Jew

A game similar to hide-go-seek only multiple people hide from a “Hitler” who hunts them, finds them and cooks them in an oven

“We were playing hide the Jew yesterday at my birthday party, I got to be Hitler and I found everyone. It was so fun.....

by Nishlec April 23, 2019

Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.

Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'

by Glansolo July 28, 2017

Jew Pocket

The name for Knish (a typical jewish dish) whenever you forget the name of them because you're baked out of your mind. Theyre typically stuffed with many meats and fried, baked or grilled. They get the name "Jew Pocket" from looking like an American "Hot Pocket", but being jewish.

"Dude, i was in cleveland and ordered this thing from a jewish deli, but i forgot what it was called and called it a jew pocket".

by NAplam May 7, 2019