Jack Coolidge Is A Very Obese Kid Who Abuses His Mom For Money And Pisses In Bottles And Shits Himself And Is More Fake Then Nikki Minajs Body
Becky:Omg Did You See Jack Coolidge He's So Obese And Ugly
Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
by DixFlopping August 22, 2020
Get the Jack Coolidgemug. Sexual act performed by a male with a larger/looser than average scrotum who then wraps said scrotum around his buddy's shaft and proceeds to jerk him off to climax with his sack.
Hey Kyle, what did you do last night? Well Trent, I exited a hot shower and my scrotum felt larger then normal; so I proceeded to Sack Jack Mr.Park till he ejaculated.
by WPGCSU February 28, 2019
Get the Sack Jackmug. when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass
by CocktusJack September 21, 2020
Get the Cocktus Jackmug. by Gerald Ulysses March 7, 2021
Get the Jack Mamug. Woman: Hey did you bring the tongs?
Man: Hell yeah baby, you know I'm a Jack Cunningham!
Woman: *orgasms*
Man: Hell yeah baby, you know I'm a Jack Cunningham!
Woman: *orgasms*
by yourboybd June 7, 2018
Get the Jack Cunninghammug. Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.
by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008
Get the jack hoffmug. noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
by adelews October 2, 2007
Get the jack averagemug.