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Dundee Handshake

A forward way of checking someone's sex during an introduction. This particular handshake occurs with the other person's groin region. See movie 'Crocodile Dundee'.
Brad is so drunk he'd bang anything that passes the dundee handshake test.
by JonnyNoDrama07 May 12, 2009
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Crack Hands

When someone's hands are never steady, ever. Like that of a crackheads.
Sean:"Yo, i saw Aaron cutting a peice of paper today, took em like 58 minutes"
Miguel:"Yeah, motherfuckers got crack hands, he needa lay off the pipe."
Aaron:"What'd you say motherfucker?!"
Miguel:"Stfu its not like you can hold a gun straight enough to shoot me, cracky."
Sean:Lawl
by Albusdumbledore November 22, 2011
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mexican handstand

Some one let's their partner pee in there butt while doing a handstand
"Brandon always brought an extra towel for Tyler's Mexican handstand urine.
by Rocket Squirt August 17, 2015
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Texas Handshake

The act of delivering a friendly handshake while your partner is spread eagle. "One in the Pink, Four in the Stink". It's the handshake so big it could only come from Texas: The Texas Handshake!
Kris: I can't believe you gave her a Texas Handshake in the Parking Lot!

Stan: Fit like a glove. Wanna smell my fingers?
by asiandong April 18, 2016
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umpa lumpa handshake

The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.
"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"
by Steve Uknow March 14, 2011
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Tall dark and handsome

Anybody that is a very tall person with dark hair that has an uncanny ability to just pop up from time to time in your mind and completely take control of your thoughts. Very beautiful in a way you can not describe to your friends and family.

See Babadook for more
Wow, the Babadook sure is tall dark and handsome!
by ScrubSC November 28, 2018
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Hands

A person who can catch a football easily or exceptionally well.
Have you seen Brandon, that boy has some "hands."
by somedudeeee April 16, 2009
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