“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”
“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024
Get the The Hollywood Handshakemug. by Grandesigner September 9, 2020
Get the lebanese handshakemug. The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.
by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013
Get the Handshake Jobmug. When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.
Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024
Get the Australian Handshakemug. by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
Get the Blackpool handshakemug. by Mothman probably September 11, 2023
Get the Gunpowder handshakemug. by De Znuts April 24, 2020
Get the U of M Handshakemug.