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The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024
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lebanese handshake

Shaking you firmly by the hand while handcuffing your other hand to a radiator.
"Sami would like to take you for lunch!"
"Probably wants to give me a Lebanese handshake"
by Grandesigner September 9, 2020
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Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business
The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.
by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013
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Australian Handshake

When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.
Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024
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Blackpool handshake

Being extremely high on ketamine or cocaine and take a massive sloppy shit in the middle of public
“Ayup that tramp is having a blackpool handshake
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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Gunpowder handshake

When two people shoot each other at the same time
Detective, how did these men die?”

Clearly this was a classic gunpowder handshake.”
by Mothman probably September 11, 2023
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U of M Handshake

by De Znuts April 24, 2020
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