half a handjob

Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.

The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.

My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.

by jdmccallen.blogspot.com/ February 23, 2008

half natty

A short bodybuilder.

Matt Ogus is a half natty.

by Wordington December 23, 2015

metathree-and-a-half

noun: a metaphor that doensn't quite work i.e. not quite a metafour

i tried my best to explain but all i could come up with was a rather lame, metathree-and-a-half

by candi su monge July 2, 2007

Fuck and a half

A term for crazier then fuck

When you spill soda and suddenly say "Oh fuck and a half !"

by Grandma linda December 9, 2016

half speed

people who are half speed are ether stoned or ur thinkin sumting dat is wrong

Bu She is All Half Speed LaSt Night

by Chris martinez AkA CujO October 4, 2006

Half Hood

A face mask used in sex or domination that only covers half of the face. Often made of black faux leather and correlates with a leather fetish.

"I want my girlfriend to wear a half hood while spanking me."

"Do you have any fetish gear?"
"Only a half hood that I wear when dominating my partner."

"I want my boyfriend to wear a half hood when I make him lick my knee-high boots."

by Phantom Kitty June 9, 2019

Half weeb

Someone who likes anime but isnt obbsesed

Weeb: "Hey have you seen the new anime? I'M SO OBBSESED WITH IT."
Half Weeb: "Yeah I have, i liked it but I'm not obbsesed with anime like you."

by Randombishlol November 29, 2020