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Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.
I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.
by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018
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Hump Day

Hump day is the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is up the pump Wednesday is the top of the Hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is down the hump .
Hey guys guess what Day it is. Is it hump day . Yes it is !
by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018
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hump

its when you put the part in the part.
hump your mom.
by wqkjewhu September 24, 2019
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National dry hump day

National dry hump day when you go to anybody n hump them
by tinylol April 11, 2019
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sandman hump

When you use rohypnol on someone then fuck them and take a selfie with them.
"Your going to be arrested sandman humping"
by The dolphin lover May 12, 2016
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dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
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dry humping

And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.
Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.
by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022
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