human pong

The act of launching a ping pong ball from one anus to another until one of the anuses fails to properly catch the ball.

I lost at human pong, but at least I'm not that sore!

by Pepboys May 22, 2018

A Human chode

Is a person much wider than they are tall

Jack is A Human chode

by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

Human Torpedo

When a person goes flying out of a car that has just been hit by and other moving car

Did you see that human torpedo land in the ditch earlier

by Daddyassfucker6942069 January 10, 2022

Human Wrongs

Human Wrongs are imoral ideas or actions for certain standards of human behaviour that effect international law.

My human wrongs permit me steal shit and break stuff.

by Quinnfinity August 4, 2022

meowing human

A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.

"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"

by cats one humans cero August 28, 2020

human hunting

the more manly version of man hunt commonly played with a shot gun

hey man lets go human hunting

only if i hunt first

by Brett roberts 13 April 25, 2009

tiny human

A premature human

That tiny human is too young to be my mom, but you're not.

by You moommy June 10, 2021