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Pieces Of Shit Who Don't Have Morals
"Yo Farmer Dude, Feed The Pigs Some Shit."
"I Don't Have Shit."
"Give Them The Israel Government."
by Israel is a Mistake July 31, 2021
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Anal Grover

When you tap a virgin ass and the girl screams like Grover from Sesame Street.
I got my girlie with an Anal Grover and she screamed for days.

Watch yoself, or I will give you the Anal Grover!
by Cosmicmonster June 22, 2011
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powder glove

A generous dusting of baby powder in one's hand, complimenting the
'slow jack' session. A very smooth and great-smelling experience.
-"What'd ya do today Bruce?"

-"Ahh nothing, just watched MTV and put on a POWDER GLOVE."
by Fredersss April 28, 2005
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Rubber Glover

Someone who whacks off wearing a rubber glove on their wanking hand
Man, Bens at it again, that guys such a rubber glover lately
by Alan Hazlehurst May 25, 2008
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facebook grave digger

One who comments/likes old ass stuff on Facebook, in turn causing other people to start to comment/like that same shit so now your newsfeed is littered with this bullshit nobody cares about because it came to the attention of everybody a long time ago.
)Caveman #43290

HOLY FUCK! just made the wheel
9127 BC * Like * Comment

Stegosaurus, Asexual organisms, Ben Franklin, Fred Flinstone, and 897 Others like this.

)Caveman #43543
*BROFIST*
9127 BC * Like

)Cavewoman #43396
mmm I like intelligent cavemen..
9127 BC * Like

)Father Time
jesus christ im so high right now
9127 BC * Like

)Woolly Mammoth
I'd still kill you little fucks if I weren't extinct
9127 BC * -b 1Person

)Loser McFailureton
Hey caveman! thanks for the innovations lol haha >.<
August 2, 2011 * Like

)Opra Winfrey
Shut The Fuck Up you facebook grave digger
August 2, 2011 * Like
by camr0n401 August 3, 2011
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Special Meeting of the Government

1. A euphemism for sexual relations with one's significant other or spouse. Used primarily for politicians and political agents.

2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.

First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.
President Bartlet: Kids, I am so sorry. I have to go now, to a special meeting... of the government. I will mail you all an autographed copy of the picture we took together. And one day, you will all understand.

Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?
by KeenJane August 11, 2009
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I’ll dance on your grave

When you hate that person so deeply and you want them to burn in hell. You want them to get as pissed off as possible
say that one more time and I’ll dance on your grave bitch!”
by Savage_Picklez November 12, 2017
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