Grass him up

Fuck with someone's world in a major way; so much so that no one, including his employer, his circle of friends, his family, shit... even his damn dog/cat hates him. Generally, it means jacking any relationships he has, hacking & scrubbing his laptop and/or smart phone, key his car; you know, basically screwing up his

whole world. Btw, it also works with the softer, smarter gender, although you have to be much more stealthy with women.

I swear, if he doesn't call in the next 20 minutes with a GREAT excuse and heartfelt apology for missing the night of all nights - when I just know he was gonna propose, I'm gonna grass him up, majorly.

by I_fly June 30, 2018

grasping at straws

to have false ideas or beliefs about something.

Larry thought Sue loved him, but he was just grasping at straws when he went after her.

by tom777777777777777777777777777 October 18, 2008

moon grass

Weed you have stored in your ass for safe keepings, or in fear of getting busted by the cops.

"Dude, i want what your smoking"
"Are you sure? It's moon grass"

by He's the boxman September 21, 2006

eating grass

eating grass is another word for "making out" soft of like asking for consent but less awkward, all you have to do is put a short piece of grass between your lips in hope that person b will grab it with their lips, resulting back and forth.

person A : wanna start eating grass?

person B : yeah alright

BAM they start making out

by SJjIhd May 30, 2021

get it before the grass grows

When a man loves a woman, he tells that bitch to shave.
No osama in the pants!

Bitch please, get it before the grass grows

by Can nana da April 30, 2008

water the grass

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair, either with or without intercourse.

She wouldn't let me shoot it in her. But she was kind of hairy and it was pretty hot when she gave me a hand-job and let me water the grass.

by N.DiGrassi June 12, 2012

L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full

L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full is a overused hate full word.

John: Stop posting cringe man.
Emily: Nah i'm posting many cringe videos for clout UwU
John: Bruh L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full.

by BruhDictionary February 20, 2022