Goon

When you love to be Horne and masturbate :DDDDDD

"Ahhhh! I'm such a goon tee-hee"

by ermnahgh May 08, 2024

Goon

Someone who makes moves, and rips.

Did you see Nick dancing with those bad bitches last night? He’s a goon!

by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019

Goon

Jonathan Greener

Man, do you see that good looking guy? He’s such a goon.

by Baybeeeeee July 31, 2018

goon

Your short friend

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Look its the goon
Person 3: Hi goon
Person 1: I am bringing my nerf gun next time (joke)

by paradenical February 21, 2020

Goon

A generally low ranking member of the Unorganized Militia. These are generally the most disposable members of a revolution, that exist to die protecting Liberty and overthrowing tyranny. True Goons are well trained and have the "Speak Softly, but carry a big stick" mentality. They are lovers of people and defenders of freedom. Goons have no racial, Gender, religious, orientation, or Socioeconomic criteria to join. They are an all inclusive group and welcome anyone (besides tyrants and pedophiles).

The Goons are down at the Public library, wearing plate carriers with their rifles, to keep the mayor from burning the books that cover the terrible things the Nazi's did.

by George Washington's Ghost October 01, 2021

Goons

a person who can be used for personal benefit

Kathy: I need help with my math WebWorK... Better call one of my goons!"

by porkchops102 February 14, 2014

Goon

Someone who doesn't think before they speak

The gripper is a goon

by Hahahhax1 November 19, 2019