is boyfriend & girlfriend even a thing these days. fuck that. chase a bag, fuck bitches, live life. ~ Ugly Goat
by Ugly Goat August 03, 2019
by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021
by lowkey_lilyyyy February 01, 2018
A person who thinks they are king shit but in all reality, will just end up cleaning goats in nigeria for pennies a day.
by tm1234567 April 24, 2012
A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.
Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!
Her: send me a dick pic
Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019
Her:
Him: hits her with the sleepy goat
Her: *sploosh*
Her: send me a dick pic
Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019
Her:
Him: hits her with the sleepy goat
Her: *sploosh*
by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019
Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.
by drypants August 27, 2022
Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?
Weird or what!?
Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe
-Edgar Allen Poe
by fevergoat December 29, 2010