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German Thigh Gap

A German thigh gap is when you can fit a German sausage/apple stroodle between your thighs
"hey do you have a German thigh gap?"
"lol yeah i can fit 3 sausages between my thighs."
by dragongirl77 February 19, 2015
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german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.
person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie
by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020
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German MacGyver Dance

A Instrumental Version of The German Song “Pooh Bear Dance”.

A YTP Deutsch Video Contains Bob Shumway Dancing And Doing His Hips Move And His Arms Move To The Song.
Bob Shumway does the German MacGyver Dance!
by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
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german toe wranglers

A secret organization of German ex- Nazis who dedicate their time to sucking toes and tickling feet. Not a force to be reconded with.
Guy 1: Dude I could not sleep at all last night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.
by ProhibiousMonkey October 27, 2019
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German Fan Shower

German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.
Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".

Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".
by KinkyFuck August 28, 2016
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Hot German Salad

Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.
Zeb enjoyed the hot german salad from Saturday night, but paid for it the next morning.
by Barndoor August 11, 2016
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German Sausage Drop

During WW2 it's common knowledge that solders would drop grenades in the man hole or hatch of a tank to kill the solders inside, however the german sausage drop is a lesser known tactic. The german sausage drop is when a solder takes a shit or throws shit into the hatch of a german tank in an attempt to literally gas them out.
My grampa ran out of grenades in world war 2 so he used the german sausage drop strategy .
by WikiofRodos July 8, 2016
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