Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat
Person who shits in gardens
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An atrocious place of business. Unprofessionalism and sexual misconduct thrive in its environment. If you ask for assistance you’ll find yourself very unwelcome to have done so. The employees here are beyond scum of the earth.
“Hi, welcome to Colive Garden! If you need anything, please don’t ask.”
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to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
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Oh I fucked Caron yesterday she’s got a fanny garden you know
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Some tiny little man who is one of the funniest and coolest guy you will meet. He is such a well rounded guy and is good at almost everything he does. (He is also very good looking). But the one down size is he is tiny and can be a dick.
Ya know, Tyler is such a Garden Gnome
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Someone from the FNG discord server who thinks garden gnomes are funny, he is also a Salah simp like you are. The amount of cringe he produces is usually unreal. His opinions are also questionable.
Tuna's are the best type of fish, no debate. Said by garden gnome on the 12 th of July
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A man 5’7” or below: considered garden gnome height
“Look at him! He’s the size of a garden gnome!”
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