German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

german french kiss

When you and your bros spread your asscheeks together and let your buttholes kiss

Hey bro your butthole looks a little dry, want a German French kiss

by Walrusmilk November 6, 2021

German Thigh Gap

A German thigh gap is when you can fit a German sausage/apple stroodle between your thighs

"hey do you have a German thigh gap?"
"lol yeah i can fit 3 sausages between my thighs."

by dragongirl77 February 19, 2015

german toe wranglers

A secret organization of German ex- Nazis who dedicate their time to sucking toes and tickling feet. Not a force to be reconded with.

Guy 1: Dude I could not sleep at all last night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.

by ProhibiousMonkey October 27, 2019

German MacGyver Dance

A Instrumental Version of The German Song “Pooh Bear Dance”.

A YTP Deutsch Video Contains Bob Shumway Dancing And Doing His Hips Move And His Arms Move To The Song.

Bob Shumway does the German MacGyver Dance!

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018

german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

German Fan Shower

German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.

Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".

Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".

by KinkyFuck August 28, 2016