fuck the fuck (ftf)

a variation of what the fuck or wtf, fuck the fuck is a term to be used in circumstances when wtf does not express well enough how pissed off you really are. this is tactfully done by replacing the word what with fuck, and therefore changing the expression from a question to a statement. by using the word fuck at the beginning of any expression, you are thereby implying that everything and everyone mentioned thereafter, is fucked. fuck the fuck covers all bases and clearly suggests that everyone, everything, and the whole situation is fucked.
me at Burger King: could I get a bunch of ketchup with that?
Burger King employee: we're out of ketchup until Tuesday
me: fuck the fuck (ftf)
by J I M M Y M. May 29, 2017
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fucking fuck dick

An exclamation, used often to combat lag, or death in darksouls
-lags out- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

-dies before boss- FUCKING FUCK DICK!
by Samson's own goodie hole January 02, 2014
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Fuck it or fuck ye

You say this phrase when you are contemplating a decision and decide to fuck it and do it because you are doing it for yourslef
"Should I jump"
"Nah mate dont do it"
"Fuck it or fuck ye"
Clive then plunged from the climbing frame and ran to the slide
by WiseWordsFromCP December 22, 2017
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fuck it

1. A expression used when you just dont give a fuck anymore
2. A popular song by eamon
1.The house is on fire! fuck it ill call 911 later
2.Fuck all those kisses they didnt mean jack! Fuck it you ho i dont want you back.
by dude-im-cool-43 September 03, 2010
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fuck

to have sex.

something people say when something bad happens
lets go fuck in the bathroom!

oh FUCK!, i forgot my homework at home
by awkwardstupid March 11, 2009
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FUCK!

The annoying moment when your on the computer on facebook and suddenly a fly appears and starts annoying you a lot! And then you feel the urge to go to the toilet but you dont want to move of your place because your scared someones going to talk to you on facebook but soon you realize no ones going to talk to you so you go to the toilet. When you come back 20,000 people have talked to youm and you go FUCK!
by Shalalalaa June 27, 2011
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fucked

to be drunk but still able to function
I'm fucked. I've had four bottles of beer.
by Night4owl February 16, 2005
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