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Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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the popular video game that is full of toxic 12 year olds that dance at their school talent shows

Or, they play it on school computers.. Depends on the day
by akidinthecloset May 4, 2021
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A fun game ruined by little kids who try way too hard!
Guy: Yo do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: No.
Guy: You are dogwater so free.
by Takata | Takis May 7, 2021
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A game like any other game, people just shit on it to make themselves feel better because, #1 the most likely played the fucking shit. Then there's #2 people who never played the game but, give it shit anyway.

The game got boring, shit updates, sweats every corner of your lobby an overall unenjoyable time.
I mean, BO4's blackout was worse and barely received shit like, chill.
Timmy won't stop cranking the Eifel tower in Fortnite.
by IsItNui? May 20, 2021
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Person 1: i play fortnite
Person 2: you are shit
Person 1: ):
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 22, 2021
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person 1: you play fortnite, cringe

person 2: ok
by GooberSchnarf February 19, 2022
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a game where you can get free porn and all you need to do is send them your home address.
i love to go on fortnite when i have sex.
by jissel69420 February 25, 2022
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