a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online
that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!
by yourmomsfb September 14, 2010
Get the couch flowermug. by gabbadABBA October 14, 2011
Get the fucking flowersmug. by Ef13&4957828485 October 23, 2019
Get the Get your girl or crush flowers daymug. 
Orange flowers from Super Mario Bros. Wonder, which are the most funny/weird/annoying characters in Mario.
by DandidooTheXD April 14, 2024
Get the Talking Flowermug. A flower king is a person who has your flower and is the king of it. A flower is (according to Monica from F.R.I.E.N.D.S) is your virginity and the person a flower king owns is a bloomer.
by Shit_RuPaul_Says February 27, 2020
Get the Flower Kingmug. Me: I got her three gerbera flowers on valentines day?
Him: Like the painting? Wow! You must really love her.
Him: Like the painting? Wow! You must really love her.
by hanahg February 13, 2025
Get the Three Gerbera Flowersmug.