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Flat Us

Flat us houses people no one else is willing to house…YOUNGSTERS.

It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.

Affordable prices, quality home-cooked meals for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.

A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
Don’t worry, just flat us!
by team flat us November 26, 2021
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Flat

Extremely boring, uninteresting, not worthy of being paid attention to.
Hey Molly did you get the notes for last weeks lecture? I didn't even bother, Ms. Smith's lectures are hella flat anyways.
by queeritating February 27, 2020
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wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat
The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.
by Dlctionarydotcom January 1, 2015
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Flat Paddywack

A collection of words you use when your friends ask you to give them something to rap about. Guaranteed to stump them under almost any circumstance.
Friend- Hey bro, Give me something to rap about
You- Flatt Paddywack
Friend- The fuck is a Flat Paddywack?
You- Nice rap bruh
by Grandma_Muskrat September 14, 2016
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Flat

Omg sayu is so flat wtf she needs some assflat
by Gaydad01293 April 6, 2019
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Flat Girther

A overweight person who eats to excess as if thin with a high metabolism, despite the obvious evidence to their rotund appearance
It was clear that Nancy was a flat girther as she ran out the all-you-can eat buffet and was excited for beach season.
by Shewasawhoowah September 27, 2025
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flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.
I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.
by SpdRscL November 14, 2023
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