Twiddley fish

A triddley fish is a small fish, obviously, that follows the scent of arses and swims up them and spikes itself in 'there' (points), much like the dreaded spindly fish of the amazon that swims up your pee pee! this has led to it being called a 'gayer' fish which it isn't. beware of the twiddle twiddle noise it makes while attempting to spike you!

A) ive had to go to the doctor to get the twiddley fish removed from my 'bum bum'. it very painful....why does it only like arses anyway?

B) if your not careful ill put a twiddley in your bath! whats a twiddley? exactley

by LORDSHIP April 20, 2009

Star Fish Sea Urchin 270

When a man places his hands on a woman's boobs, and they're so enormous the hands get pulled and sucked into the boobs.

Tom: I WANT YOU!
Desire: Wanna give me a Star Fish Sea Urchin 270?
Tom: YES! YOU HAVE DOUBLE D's!
Desire: Mmmmm.

by Hot Peppas June 4, 2009

fish dumpster

Having sex with a dirty female hobo in a dumpster. Her vagina should smell ripe of fish.

guy 1: 'You know that back alley on 5th street? I totally did a fish dumpster with some hobo chick there.'

guy 2: 'Dude. That's gross.'

by hobo_fisherman August 20, 2009

chelly fish

(noun) A newly discovered off-species of the Jellyfish. It's tentacles are red, sometimes giving the impression of red hair. (adj) a red-haired silly

(n) The chelly fish swam into the depths of the over-rated school of other high school fish. (adj) That chelly fish girl asked everyone in the hallway if they had a poncho. What a silly.

by book of wisdom January 31, 2010

snugger fish

someone who lingers around and thinks they are part of a group but yet have no association and are willing to lie about their characteristics to fit in.... hence someone who snuggers people in the group and pisses them off!!!

a group eating dinner at the dinning center

Person 1: "dude i haven't got laid since winter break."

Snugger Fish: "Yeah me too. its been awhile."

Person 1: "Dude snugger fish you told us you have never been laid before?!"

Snugger Fish: "Oh no I had a girlfriend last year."

Person 1: "No, you were drunk and told us that you were a virgin!!!"

by redfox19 February 1, 2010

fish press

to press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects

synonyms: taco press, tea vag

diane passed out and all the girls fish pressed her.

by jonny shingas September 9, 2010

Fish Squeezer

A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.

I applied to become a fish squeezer today for Nature's Own, I hope I get the job.

by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010