Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.

“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”

by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018

Frosting on candles

The act of sucking fresh fecal residue off of a girl’s ass hair during intercourse

My girl finally let me suck the frosting on candles laste night

by Absolutelegendunit September 15, 2018

no frosted flakes

Serials scratched off

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.

by JSKNATION November 16, 2017

Marble Frosted

(verb) - The action of defecating on a sexual partner's (or unsuspecting victim's) face and then ejaculating in the horizontal or vertical motion across the excrement.
Inflected Forms: Marble Frosting, Marble Frost

"My girlfriend was hassling me to pay the overdue electric bill and mow the lawn so I marble frosted that bitch!"
--Former Supreme Court Justice Melvin R. Sturdenberg II

by rcodefish July 18, 2009

Jack frost

having sex outside in the snow, you pull out and finish on the snow, proceed to make a snow ball with it and throw it at her face.

Friend : Why won't Gina go skiing with us?

Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.

by Dravenpunk January 22, 2017

Frosted

When a matter, an event or idea is almost guarantee to end in destruction/disaster. If your friend tells you being with the hot guy you’ve liked for 5 weeks is frosted, she’s probably right.

Shayan: I’m bored, let’s do something fun
Kayla: ok sure, like what?
Shayan: OMG let’s hack into school security system and steal all the information
Kayla: shayan… that’s so frosted.

by urban_legend.com May 19, 2022

Frost

Shes a very cute girl, so lovely and good friend. when you meet her in deep you will realize shes amazing. you will be blessed if you can friend her.

Frost is amazing

by That guy from sky January 16, 2021