by Ifuckedyomomhahaherbackhurtin October 24, 2019
An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)
Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.
by Duckbutt November 04, 2005
There are two elements which comprise the "Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule"
When we look at a trade, we should (1) assess whether both teams benefit from the trade and we should (2) assess whether the trade is so unfair that it unfairly compromises the integrity of the league.
We need not look to element #2 if the trade does not satisfy element #1.
Explanation of Element #1.
Simply consider, do both teams benefit from the trade. Note: Element #1 does not contemplate whether one team has benefited more than another.
In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade (perks of being commissioner).
We need not look to Element #2 if the trade terms do not satisfy Element #1. If Element #1 is not satisfied, the trade is vetoed.
Explanation of Element #2:
A trade may unequally favor one trading party over the other (often this is the case), however, a trade MAY NOT unfairly prejudice the integrity of the league.
We look at whether the trade would - if executed - cause an unfair advantage to either of the parties involved in the trade.
In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade.
If Element #2 is not met, the trade is vetoed.
If Element #2 is met, and all parties have voted, then the trade is processed.
When we look at a trade, we should (1) assess whether both teams benefit from the trade and we should (2) assess whether the trade is so unfair that it unfairly compromises the integrity of the league.
We need not look to element #2 if the trade does not satisfy element #1.
Explanation of Element #1.
Simply consider, do both teams benefit from the trade. Note: Element #1 does not contemplate whether one team has benefited more than another.
In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade (perks of being commissioner).
We need not look to Element #2 if the trade terms do not satisfy Element #1. If Element #1 is not satisfied, the trade is vetoed.
Explanation of Element #2:
A trade may unequally favor one trading party over the other (often this is the case), however, a trade MAY NOT unfairly prejudice the integrity of the league.
We look at whether the trade would - if executed - cause an unfair advantage to either of the parties involved in the trade.
In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade.
If Element #2 is not met, the trade is vetoed.
If Element #2 is met, and all parties have voted, then the trade is processed.
FANTASY FOOTBALL FAIR TRADE RULE ELEMENTS:
To Satisfy Element #1.
HYPOS:
1. Team X & Team Z trade. Both teams are made better. Element #1 is satisfied.
2. Team X & Team Z trade. X is made better but Z remains the same. Element#1 is not satisfied.
3. Team X & Team Z trade. Both are made worse. Element #1 is not satisfied.
To Satisfy Element #2:
HYPOS:
1. Team X & Team Z both improve their teams via trade. Team X receives slightly better value than Z. Element #2 is likely satisfied (subject to vote).
2. Same facts, but Team X receives much better value than Z. Element #2 is likely not met (subject to vote).
To Satisfy Element #1.
HYPOS:
1. Team X & Team Z trade. Both teams are made better. Element #1 is satisfied.
2. Team X & Team Z trade. X is made better but Z remains the same. Element#1 is not satisfied.
3. Team X & Team Z trade. Both are made worse. Element #1 is not satisfied.
To Satisfy Element #2:
HYPOS:
1. Team X & Team Z both improve their teams via trade. Team X receives slightly better value than Z. Element #2 is likely satisfied (subject to vote).
2. Same facts, but Team X receives much better value than Z. Element #2 is likely not met (subject to vote).
by Apollo Lio October 01, 2013
The worst UM High School football team since '08-'09. They are a joke and an embarrassment to Upper Moreland, having a losing streak of every game they have played.
John: Hey, wanna go to the Upper Moreland High School football game?
Mike: Yeah, and watch them lose? No thanks.
Mike: Yeah, and watch them lose? No thanks.
by yeahthatsme_ October 20, 2011
Quite possibly the 52nd biggest London Club. Pretty certain they should still be playing Sunday league football on Hackney Marshes. They are sometimes an improved team on the pitch when they have Andy Carrol on loan from the local hospital.
There is major concerns over the fruit salad bowl they will never fill up apparently becoming a library on match days. Also have the gayest song anyone has ever heard on the terraces. We forever blowing.... oh do me a favour and self harm yourselves.
There is major concerns over the fruit salad bowl they will never fill up apparently becoming a library on match days. Also have the gayest song anyone has ever heard on the terraces. We forever blowing.... oh do me a favour and self harm yourselves.
by soppyhammer123 February 19, 2016
Paul: "Woah did you see Jake's touchdown that won that game?"
Sam: "Yeah, this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam"
Sam: "Yeah, this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam"
by Emo Cheesecake March 28, 2023
argueably the best college football program in the big ten (and one of the best in the NCAA). They fairly frequent the big ten championship spot and are rarely ranked outside the top 25 spots. They have several national championship titles under their belt as well as seven heisman trophies from six players (Archie Griffen won two). Their current head coach Jim Tressel plays a conservative style of football deemed Tressel-Ball by most. Their fans pride themselves on being absolutely loyal to their team and being obnoxious toward other teams. In recent years, their rivals the University of Michigan Wolverines haven't even posed a threat.
by Sab720i November 14, 2010