fake blow

When a person pretends moves their head up and down over the persons genataila, this is usually done with clothes on

Cmon you always used to laugh when I fake blowed you

by Captain Deadpool September 7, 2016

wrestling is fake

what those asshole friends say when you enjoy wrestling

you: *enjoying wrestling minding your own business*
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch

by caleb_yeetyman May 6, 2020

Fake friends

They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.

Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.

by that one bitch_ June 12, 2020

Fake Offer

An offer you don't expect someone to accept and you don't want them to, but will deliver on if they accept. Typically, a fake offer is offered for the reason of appearing polite or for the hopes of receiving a real offer in return in the future.

I just fake offered to pick up Josh from the airport. I hope he says no because I don't want to have to get up at 7:00am

by Mr. W0nderful September 15, 2020

Femi-Fake

That fold in a chick's jeans, in the crotch area, when it looks like she's got a dick.

Look at that chick sitting down-she's got a Femi-Fake

by acmesupply September 28, 2013

Fake Rich

When a person puts on a show as if they are significantly more rich than they actually are.

- "I hear he owns a corvette!"
- "Nah, girl... he rents one on Fridays and returns it on Sunday. He's just fake rich."

by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023

Fake hood

A person (or a place) that pretends to be in the hood and talks with a blaccent when in reality they’re just from a predominantly white middle-class suburb.

Jake: Yo bro I think Lataysha is fake hood
Stefan: How u know?
Jake: One of her friends found her address and she just from some random-ass white neighborhood
Stefan: DAMNNN she fake hood fr fr

by Corgimations July 23, 2023