emotional support gun

The emotional need of owning a gun to feel safe from other idiots with guns.

«In the US they let people have guns for emotional support, and they need them to protect their house. Whereas that gun is more likely to be used on a familymember rather than protecting one»

- @america_is_the_bad.place on tiktok

Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?

Person 2: Because i moved to Australia

Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?

Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*

Emotional support gun is like a support animal.

by Suveva December 21, 2022

Emotional Focus

The ability to focus so deeply on a specific emotion that it can be felt without having to experience anything physical at all. With practice, a being can feel a desired emotion on demand. With even more practice, a being can feel a desired emotion on demand regardless of what is occurring in the world around them; the chaos that exists around them cannot break their emotional focus. The emotion being focused on becomes so strong that it can be felt by anyone within close enough proximity of the being in focus.

"John has great Emotional Focus, he feels grateful for everything at all times regardless of what it is. He is like the physical incarnation of gratitude and I feel grateful just by being in his presence."

"It's a waste of time trying to insult John, he feels so grateful for his own existence that your words will have no effect on him. if anything he will be grateful for the insult because he will view it as means of testing his own Emotional Focus."

by Light Being 9 November 7, 2022

Emotional Fuckdoll

A person who is used by others to alleviate their loneliness and to express their troubles and sorrows, but whose own feelings are ignored.

People always talk about their feelings but never ask about mine. They use me like an emotional fuckdoll.

by Abnormal Monkey February 7, 2024

emotional hoarder

Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.

Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.

by Rich Hersh February 27, 2024

Emotional Hitler

Someone whom emotionally murders those they come in contact with.

The way Jaylin manipulates people makes her an emotional Hitler.

by Queer baiting December 20, 2018

emotional chilli

the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.

I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.

I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?

by Ignatius Grippa January 8, 2014

Emotional Lotion

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.

Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."

by von groovy June 13, 2024