Edward

Edward is most DEFIANTLY a dude that GLOWS from effing SUNLIGHT. and he's like, 200 years old, and yet 17. He has FANGS, merther frugger. And hes a veggie, yo! He won't suck yo blood right out of you skinny taylor-swift-listening neck! BUT ITS SO EPICALLY HARD NOT TO RESIST YOU BELLA! And guess what?! HE CAN FREAKING STOP A TRUCK, YES A TRUCK, WITH HIS THOUGHTS. BAM. LIKE, BAD TO THE MOTHER EFFING DAMN. And he can run supa koopa fast, AND CLIMB TREES LIKE A MONKEY. HE HAS A VAMPIRE TAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND HES GONNA MAKE AN EVIL BABY THAN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHANAYNAY NAME IS, ITS EVIL, AND ITS LIKE WHAT, FORM ALIEN VS. PREDATOR?!

who Edward REALLY is is the aveerage joe, but not Joe, because Joe's the guy right over there. you have the wrong definition if so.
typically a middle name, and defiantly not any of that crazy crack head stuff up above. their cool. musically talented.

Bella: Edward, your my one and only, you have a freaking vampire tan, and yet you glow! lets make evil alien babies with weird crazy cracker names together!
Edward: Pssssh who you talking to, I'm like the average Joe
Joe: HEY GUYS

by Twilight isn't about vampires June 6, 2009

Edward Gay

A person who is quite possibly the biggest dick sucker anyone has ever seen

Not to be confused with "Gay Edward"

Although they're probably the same thing

OMG YOU'RE SO EDWARD GAY

GO SUCK ON A DICK! YOU'RE EDWARD GAY!

by MR. TOUCHY TOUCHY May 20, 2009

J. Edgar Hoover

A sexy lady.

J. Edgar Hoover, was a sexy lady. J. Edgar Hoover. Sexy lady.

by rubow August 9, 2009

Edward

Short and a cunt

Has a below average dick

And a lack of pubic hair

Hello edward you are a cunt

by Nugget Jesus May 9, 2016

Edward

to Edward: verb: 1. to devour someone's baby out of their uterus, through their stomach, using mainly one's teeth; 2. to cry constantly and do absolutely nothing of use to the world; 3. to sparkle.

1. Dude, he totally Edwarded that girl's stomach last night. Now she'll never have babies!

2. Ever since his girlfriend broke up with him he's been totally Edwarding.

3. Did you see that sparkly dildo? It Edwards.

by Shenaniganical February 7, 2010

Prince Edward Island

little PEI, barely a province. nobody lives here. nice scenery but not much else. most tourists come here on a day trip to see anne of green gables, the province's claim to fame, then leave. but they do have a sweet bridge.

prince edward island, huh?

by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008

edward ichor-hands

An upscale version of edward 40-hands played with Sly Fox Ichor. The higher alcohol content of this particular brew tends to yield more hilarious results than the standard version of the game.

Oh man, Broges and played a game of Edward Ichor-Hands this weekend and got thoroughly crunk.

by Hillary Coleman March 3, 2009