The act of slowly ingesting quick-crete concrete into your diet for a period of up to a month long without performing a bowel movement, then once concrete has settled for a specific amount of time the clientel may lay down (face up) and excrete a hybrid of half concrete and half defication causing one to propel from the ground in a reverse push up style motion
by Kevon Hadel June 11, 2008
Get the Dump-up mug.A dump so powerful that one feels the need to yell out "MEGA DUMP" as it's coming out. Frequently is an out of water experience, resulting in a dry docked dump.
Dude, did you hear Sean lay out a MEGA DUMP a few minutes ago? He clogged the toilet with just shit, not even any toilet paper. That guy needs to modify his fiber intake.
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The woman lays on her back while you start shitting on her torso. Next, you proceed to scoot backwards to her face while saying, "beep beep beep" until you finally rest your ass hole on her mouth. This act should only be reserved for holidays or anniversary's.
"Susie will be pleasantly surprised that in her stocking this Christmas is a gift certificate for one free Pittsburgh Dump Truck."
by Scott Haase August 11, 2008
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Get the 18 dummy mug.calling your buddy from the can to brag about the fecal masterpiece you just created. also, why camera phones were invented
*ring* *ring* - "hello?", "hello?"
--"dude what's that echo, are you dump dialing me?"
"ohhh yeah, I just shat out a mag-lite and I need a ride to the hospital"
--"dude what's that echo, are you dump dialing me?"
"ohhh yeah, I just shat out a mag-lite and I need a ride to the hospital"
by numbakrrunch November 27, 2006
Get the dump dial mug.(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.
In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.
Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
by S. Bruno May 14, 2008
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