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Polyphony Digital

A greedy corporate empire specializing in sticking it to their customers without the use of anal lubricant. Known for creating the greatest video game known to man, then destroying it after ripping off many thousands of hard working blue collars. These people have mastered the art of dangling the carrot, giveth then taketh away, and good old fashioned thievery.
Aww, man. You purchased a video game from scumbags who made it "pay to win" with micro transactions AFTER the sale? At least you have a game to play. What's this? They had this overpriced game server down for nearly 24 hours and it's online only? That's crazy talk. Say what? They nerfed any chance to earn credit without micro transactions? Get outta here.. only Polyphony Digital would do something that scummy. Oh, you purchased Gran Turismo 7? I'm sorry..
by Smashed My Mooseknuckle March 18, 2022
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Booger Digits

When someone has boogers on their fingers.
Get your booger digits off me!
by Bribearatx January 26, 2022
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Digital rape

When someone gangstalks another person under the false belief they are able to steal their internet influence.
My digital rape left me without the ability to access real-life without interference from those who are trying to gain my internet influence. They exposed my most private data without my consent in order to mentally and emotionally abuse me.
by Anymouse83 November 26, 2020
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Digital terrorism

The act of the attempt to use manipulation of individuals meta data with the deliberate intention to bring severe harm to one or more people not acting out in self-defense.
The digital terrorism began when a terrorist started a conversation about the unimportance of the store 7-11, while boarding flight 711, in hopes that AI would cause the plane to crash.
by Anymouse83 November 28, 2020
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Digital noob1233

A person on the internet that isn't that smart. Spams the damn chat and has a 1 byte storage brain.
This digital noob1233 is fucking spamming the chat again for the 10202030344547th time.
by 4380384 December 8, 2020
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Digitally Handicapped

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.
Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.
by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021
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Digital Crack

A game, website, video series, music album, or any other kind of digital media which is extremely addicting
James: "When is Patrick going to stop playing Factorio? It's been a week since he came out of his room."
Luke: "I wouldn't be surprised if he died of starvation or something. I wouldn't blame him though, Factorio is basically digital crack"
by Doorknob213 April 2, 2021
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