Kovine Diet

A diet where you eat only vegan foods, specifically leafy greens, but you must drink 1-2 bottles of beer every day. (About 24 fluid oz.); this is based off of the diet cows used for kobe beef are on.

“Did you see Jacky? Apparently he’s on that Kovine diet now.”

by Pantapoon June 20, 2018

Diet meth

Adderall or other ADHD medications that are basically just methamphetamines (but let's pretend it's not close to the real thing)

"I know my son doesn't actually have adhd I just had his doctor prescribe him diet meth so I could clean the house lol

by anonymous February 11, 2021

Diet Coke

A drink people say is healthy, but is slowly killing them.

Honey want some diet coke with your tumors?

by Guy who works at Denny's November 25, 2019

soup ma diet

Stop Dickeating Or Eat a dick

bro you osws, soup ma diet

by jaayzoe December 9, 2023