crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

by userbits March 7, 2010

Car-dick

Scottish slang for a teenage driver who modifies their cars with large/loud exhausts and speeds through towns as if they're in a race.

Guy 1: "Did you buy another loud exhaust?"
Guy 2: "Yep, going to install it today."
Guy 1: "Damn, you're already becoming a car-dick."

by TacDiesel May 18, 2017

Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick

A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.

by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011

Dick Dunked

this is when a basketball player jumps so high while dunking a basketball that the person trying to defend him comes eye to eye with the dunkers dick

I hope you guys like the smell of Penis, cause ya'll bout to get Dick Dunked on!!!!

by 777geez November 20, 2015

rat’s dick

Something you would willingly give, on a par with giving a rat’s ass, when you care about someone or something.

Let me assure you, I don’t give a rat’s dick..

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Dick Rail

To snort cocaine off a man's erect junk.

Walking in on a girl performing this task and she replies with, "relax it's just a dick rail"

by Brealz October 12, 2008

dick grayson

the hottest person alive

"hey. have you seen dick grayson"
"yeah. he's hot"

by g6rlogan February 5, 2022