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DJ Toka

1: Did you see DJ Toka today!?
2: I stalk him
1: REALLY!?..what the shit...
2: hes that sexy.
1: doesnt that make you gay?
2: IM NOT GAY IM BI!
by gabface February 23, 2011
mugGet the DJ Tokamug.

dj disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021
mugGet the dj diseasemug.

Dj Assault

Detroit DJ. Born and raised in Detroit. Born on Jefferson Ave.
Dj Assault would say "we're living the good life"
by tyronecoachella January 22, 2023
mugGet the Dj Assaultmug.

DJ Diddy

The act of fingerbanging a girl in a movie theater and the guy name is Easton
by Ejrhshend August 26, 2025
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dj Kevin Rise

Old school DJ from the dinosaur days of the rave.
I remember hearing dj Kevin Rise playing house music in a warehouse in Honolulu in the 90s.
by risekevin July 13, 2023
mugGet the dj Kevin Risemug.

dj

Dj is the funniest girl your ever meet. Shes really chill, and at the same time energetic. She will never fail to make you laugh. She always has nicknames or code names for you and I love it. She doesn’t know I’m in love with her but I am and I don’t know if I’ll ever tell her. How she gets so upset if you leave her on open or delivered on snap. It’s so cute lol. How she always is exited to talk to me but I’m always busy so she gets upset and spams me. I love her straight blonde hair and her eyes there blue with green around her pupil there so pretty I could stare at them all day. She doesn’t sends me face snaps as much as she used to and I think it’s because she doesn’t know if I like her or not. I’m scared to tell her because she calls me gay everyday and what if she doesn’t like me bc i act gay? Anyways this is abt dj. She is pretty short but she has a fat ass and big tits and a hourglass body. Like slay fr. She is actually so muscular it’s really attractive. All of her friend smack her ass at school and I pretend like I don’t see it but I do. I love her plump lips and her jawline is really sharp. She is known for having hickeys on her neck which is kinda sus tbh. She just recently became single so I’m tryna see if she likes me but I don’t think she does. I wanted to make this because I thought it would be funny if someone that knew her seen this. I like you dj and ur such a amazing person my forever girl bestie. I’m not gay btw.
Me: looking around the room
Dj: deadass staring at me

Us: both laughing about something

Dj laughs at everything
by Shorty1/9/21 November 24, 2022
mugGet the djmug.

dj and haley

A wonderful couple that should stay together forever and will have a kid that's a boy and they make each other laugh there meant to marry and be with each other forever
Arnt they cute they must be DJ and Haley
by Hfeltner95 March 31, 2018
mugGet the dj and haleymug.

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