Digital minute

One minute and eleven seconds. A period of time, an integral number of which is used to quickly and roughly program a microwave oven. For example, 1:11, 2:22, 3.33, etc.

"Nuke it."
"How long?"
"About a digital minute." Ie. 1:11

by Red nine August 17, 2013

Digital Politician

A male or female that uses social networking websites (Facebook, YouTube) to blatherskype about politics and how they think the world ought to be.

Usually will be the first one to respond to anything political on facebook with about 3 pages of crap regarding your status, even if it's only mildly political.

You bet. He's a Digital Politician. And a Douche Bag

by Qualdo October 31, 2010

Digital Panties

"Digital Panties" is the online term used to describe getting to 3rd-base while sexting. The chat takes a more sexual tone and NSFW text becomes the scope of the chat.

Yoooooo i was sexting last night and got to tɔd base with sweet baby J dawG~! oMG bɔy She dropped dem digital panties n we wa buck nehkid textn on each other! 🥰🥰🥰

-Salone girls dem fiiiine!!!! Supa Lag got it RIGHT 😎😎😎

by Gɵɵgle Eɑrth October 10, 2023

ten digits

Describing someone whose phone number isn’t saved as a contact in your phone.

Friend: how are things going with that guy you’re texting?

Me: he still only ten digits

by Kekefifi223 June 13, 2022

Digital bath

A deftones song meaning electrocution in the bath

Someone sneaks into the women’s bathroom while she’s showering and plugs up a toaster and throws it in her bath now you call that a “digital bath”

by Pink maggot June 28, 2021

Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.

Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.

by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019

One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.

"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"

by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021