Dirty Cracatoa

While lying supine, a male is receiving head from his partner. The partner is on all fours and naked and she is straddled over one leg or the other. The male carefully positions his foot between her partners legs and begins to use their foot and toes to rub their genetailia. While the female starts to become more aroused and going faster, the male as he approaches climax slams his large toe into the females an is while grabbing her head and forcefully ejaculating into her throat as she is suprised by what is all going on... then explodes like a volcano.

(Guy1) Dude, brandy was giving me such sloppy head the other day I almost couldn't finish.
(Guy2) Almost? What did you do to finish?
(Guy1) I gave her the dirty cracatoa to get her into it! Now she won't suck me off unless I am standing.

by 911Mongo June 1, 2019

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant

me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no

by tonyjamspencer December 18, 2019

Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair

I had sex with a soft cactus

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Soft cactus

A penis with no hair

I had sex with a soft cactus last night

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Lewis Cactus

twitter sensation and niall moran’s worst nightmare

“who is bendy’s father again?”

“his name is Lewis Cactus”

by lewis3i May 28, 2020

Watermelon Cactus

A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.

Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!

by skulls_n_roses November 17, 2020