cracked actor

when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man

I really feel like an cracked actor lately

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 7, 2019

crack grease

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.

Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?

by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015

Crack a kodiak

A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.

"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"

by GyammonFast November 25, 2019

Scotty Crack

biggest club/bar/night life promotor in Nassau County, Long Island, New York. Became famous due to popular social networking site "Facebook".

Girl 1: Hey, did you want to go to Dublin Pub tonight?
Girl 2: Yes! We need to hit up Scotty Crack for passes!

by Skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2008

Fresh Cracked

Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.

Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.

He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.

I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Pack the Crack

Verb;

To perform anal sex; to stimulate another anus sexually using toys

Bro, Jessica totally let me pack the crack last night!
No way dude, Maxie won't ever let me even bring up the subject of anal!

by chrisbkremes October 4, 2017

head crack

Rolling a 6 while playing a c-lo..

*He rolled two threes and a six.* "head crack!"

by stelli January 4, 2007