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corproment

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the concept of "big business" 'owning' legislators!!

no "honest" governing can occur, with legislators in the corporate pocket!!
i hate paying taxes to a corrupt corproment!

the corproment was going to prohibit my 'gage' and leave me with cigarettes and 'cocktails'!!

BOO! to the corproment 'folding greens'

the corproment is planning to put jesus' face on the hundred dollar bill!!
by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
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corpjack

Corporate Hijacking - The process whereby large US based monopoly technology companies impose their draconian will on 3rd world countries: billing in USD hurts countries with poor foreign exchange rates, scant regard for the end user business requirements and actual needs ‘Which of my products can I sell you’ instead of ‘what business problems can we solve for you ?’, frequent changes to complex licensing policies that make it impossible for anyone to understand including themselves, sales process where hidden costs are surfaced at the last minute, pricing negotiations start off with: ‘this is the way it is and we can’t change it’, conducting ‘customer surveys’ with a directive that the results better be good or else, raking in huge amounts of revenue only to donate it to charities.
Hey Pete, how was that meeting today. We were so totally CorpJacked by those guys ! ‘
by FedUP February 10, 2014
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Corporate Muffin Scone

A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.
Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.
by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018
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corporate socialist

An economic policy that takes from the people and gives to corporations.

This is the ideological opposite of a Democratic Socialist, that keeps a free-market economy but with strong efficient social safety nets.

A Corporate Socialist ultimately wants to make sure that the vast majority >99% of created wealth continues to go to large corporations.
Corporate Socialism is executive bonuses and stock buybacks for large corporations.
Democratic Socialism is investing in your people for a better, stronger, and cheaper future.

US President 45 is a corporate socialist.
by Togi2351 March 8, 2020
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Corpse

by Chonki February 5, 2021
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corpus gyal

A Corpus Gyal Is One Of The Sexiest Human Beings To Ever Touch The Face Of The Earth, Most Corpus Girl Are Blessed With Tight, Wet, Clean Vaginas.
Boy 1: Watch That Girl Over There, She Is So Sexy
Boy 2: Of Course She Is Sexy, She Is A Corpus Gyal.
by Mrs.sexciii January 21, 2023
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old corporate

One of your "friends" that decides to get a job. This piece of shit wears ties in public and talks about how much money he makes. Can be seen at local bars looking for gay dudes or at strip joints spending mad cash.
Did you see Corpo today?

Ya, he got a job and wears a suit everywhere he goes.

He is being Old Corporate these days.
by Dr. Poonking $$$ February 27, 2010
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